1. A plastic bag with msdn written on the side.

Ok Ok calm down – nothing special I know, but look what’s next – it’s….

2. A paper bag with Mix Uk written on the side

W00t!! We are cooking now! Look at the graphics!! It’s like the total embodiment of Silverlight rendered in green ink!

3. A plastic pen with msdn written on the side

I haven’t tested it yet, but I’m confident that it will come up to the high standard of engineering we have come to expect from all Microsoft products!!

4. Random DVD

I don’t know what is on this DVD….I’d like to think that Halo 3 is on it, but it’s probably VB 6.

5. Sweets for Dummies

Try and imagine what corpse vomit tastes like and you are not far from the flavour that these jelly treats disperse.

6. Microsoft socks
 
For keeping your feet warm obviously

7. A stopwatch with msdn written on it

This is actually a decent bit of kit. Maybe I can use it to time how long it takes for Visual Studio to boot up or switch from design to HTML view! Arf!!

8. A small wooden box with some note paper in it.

Hey, I could use this in conjunction with the pen to write Scott Guthrie fan letters! There was a developer panel called ‘Client versus Cloud’ on day 1 of the conference. I imagine ‘Cloud’ refers to the gang of nerds that surrounds The Guth between each session.

9. A 1Gig USB keychain with Conchango written on the side.

I wonder what Conchango means? Is it spanish for ‘fill it full of data and then lose it down the back of the couch’?

10. A full version of Windows Vista Ultimate

Hoorah! Top of the range OS goodness!!

11. A full version of Expression Studio

I’m actually genuinely made up with this -  it looked absolutely awesome at the conference and I’d deffo recommend it as an essential purchase for all ASP.NET developers.

The freebie count is pretty low right now, but I have it on good authority that this will improve dramatically at close of play tomorrow. Did get a nice little USB thing that apparently has some sort of fancy WPF powered content on it, but to be honest, it only looked ok at the demo.

The keynote contained all the stuff you would expect from a Microsoft keynote in the year 2007: Silverlight, Linq, Windows Live Services. The Expression suite of tools looks to have matured considerably since the last time I paid them any attention, deffo worth a go. The other demos in the keynote were of varying interest really. There was an Easyjet holiday booking demo that operated like any old AJAX powered website – nothing special.

There were hints to mobile Silverlight implementations and Linq running in the browser to cut down on server to-and-fro, but the highlight for me was a guy from Sage who did something as simple as converting a PDF to an XPS file and getting it going in the browser, complete with validation and computed entries, all powered by Silverlight and a bit of ropey looking Python. For some reason it really resonated with me, and pointed to a world where the UI is not just a load of flashy gradients and a movie – a world where Silverlight can add real value to form driven applications.

The Windows Live session was good, not my cup of tea, but definitely lots of interesting stuff in there. Anyway, currently sitting in the developer panel and then off for a few beers.